my bf and i joke about this clip all the time…


Then you can’t tell me nothing, right


Oooohhhhh


Someone just told me that I am “the zombie virus”

Not sure if I should be offended or not…


kills me every time


MOH duties
Amsale

MOH duties
Amsale


Seriously?

Co-worker: Sir, a package we sent you just got returned. May I verify your address? Says address..
Guy: Yes, that is correct.
Co-worker: Well that's exactly what I have. Mr. John Doe at blah blah blah ave
Guy: Well, no one calls me Mr. so maybe that's why the mailman got confused

nobody built like you, you’ve designed yourself


edatrix:

every day.

edatrix:

every day.

(via quote-book)